Potential Head Coach Candidate for the Cleveland Browns (Cleveland)
Everyday I read about another coaching candidate who instead of showing interest in coaching the team, wants to pull his name out of the race. Therefore I have decided to throw my hat in as a potential candidate.
I am a strong decisive leader.
I have never played/coached anything more than pickup football game whether it be tackle/flag/touch.
I am an avid Madden player and feel I have learned enough sifting through these teams digital playbooks to know a thing or two.
I can bring in a staff who not only wants to coach this team, but will do it on the cheap to help out Mr Jimmy Haslem and the Flying J corporation.
I have a bachelors and a masters in accounting... how these relate, I have no idea.
Things I plan to do:
Bring in a Quarterback younger than myself (I am 27)
Bring in players who can catch a football from said quarterback
Bring in players who do not tweet photos of illegal substances
Bring back Phil Dawson
Pay Josh Gordon whatever he wants... if he can do it with Weeden/Campbell, imagine what he could do with an NFL QB
I look forward to hearing from you, as I am the only candidate willing to take the position I feel my name sits atop the list.
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